Anonymous asked: strippers are so fucking dirty
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.
In my religion class my professor just lectured on how apparently The Wizard of Oz is one huge allegory for religion like Dorothy and her little friends travel along a righteous path, streets paved with gold, to a beautiful city to ask for favors from an almighty being,…
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
Think twice before you judge a parent.